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That's so weird. Last night I dreamed that I was in my favorite Sushi Bar ordering some tuna sashimi from Wes who was the sushi chef with the white uniform and a very big knife. When the couple next to me ordered some California roll with forks, and Wes started screaming at them and calling them tourist motherfuckers when just then Harry and Mellow Cat walked through the door. Mellow Cat looked really hungry, and Harry was holding some of those small screwdrivers with green handles.......


...so I turn back to the tourist couple, and the guy is giving Wes the finger; so, Harry fires one of the green screwdrivers at the guy, The screwdriver hits him right in the eye, and he goes down screaming like a girl. But as he does his wife's soup spills on the lady next to her which is Kat Von D. Kat jumps to her feet and fires a chopstick right at Harry's head, but Harry ducks and the chopstick hits Mellow Cat square between the eyes.

Harry fires another green screwdriver at Kat, but Wes flicks his knife out and blocks the shot. The green handled screwdriver ricochets across the room and lands in Skateboardingpimp's Miso soup. The Pimp leaps up and fires his soup bowl at Harry, but Harry ducks and the soup bowl hits.....


...Mellow Cat square between the eyes! Meanwhile Tukinator who is having dinner with the pimp looks around at all the spilled soup, and not finding any towels gets up and says, "I'll be back!" And he exits to the back of the restaurant where Kronix's office is. Kronix comes out to see what is going on. He is wearing this big flat top cowboy hat a poncho, and he needs a shave and is chewing this short little cigar.

It's weird because he doesn't say a thing. He just gives Harry this steely stare.

And I'm thinking to myself, "boy he looks BAD." I look at Kat and I think,"boy she looks GOOD!" Then I look at Harry, and I think, "Boy he looks...


...really dirty. I mean this is the DIRTIEST I've seen HARRY. So I turn to Wes and I ask how is the Albacore. Wes squints at me and says, "It's OK, but the skeleton fish is fresh!" and he points at a live fish tank behind him.

I look at the tank, and there are these skeleton fish swimming around. But what's totally strange is that they have top hats and canes, and one of them is winking at Kat.

While I'm trying to decide what to order I can hear Pimp, Kronix and Harry having this discussion about how many more of these green handled screwdrivers Harry might have. And I think I heard Harry call Kronix lucky or a punk I'm not sure. Because, that's when I noticed that Kronix had thrown his poncho over one shoulder and was reaching for. Not a gun in a holster, but a quiver full of Lighting Bolts.

That's when Harry made his move. Drawing back yet another green handled screwdriver, but before he can let it off. Kronix flashes one of the lighting bolts across the room right at Harry's head. Harry ducks again and the bolt hits Mellow Cat square between the eyes, and this time he goes down with a thud.

Holly Shit! I'm thinking I had better ask for my check when Tuk comes running back from the rear of the restaurant followed by this huge African Albino dressed like King Neptune. The Albino is wielding a spear gun with this fork/spear loaded in it, and he points it right at foo yong who is sitting at a table with some topless chicks. And he says,"who ordered the fucking fork."

That's when Tony B who is sitting at a far table by himself jumps up and yells, "crikey mate, not him! HIM" and he points at Harry. Neptune spins and fires at Harry, but Harry ducks and the fork strikes squarely....


... in the middle of the door jam just as lowcab and 300hpdavid walk in. Lowcab deftly plucks the fork from the door jam and handing it to the hostess says, "no thanks, we prefer the chopsticks. They then walk over and sit down next to foo youg. (I mean that's where the topless chicks are) 300hpdavid calls over to Wes and orders two Miso soups.

I'm thinking to myself, OK that can't end well. So I turn to Wes to belay that order when I notice he is gone, and so is Kat Von D.

And that is when I woke up in a confused and startled state of mind.

So I wrote this down, and I went out to my water garden and kneeling in front of the large bellied statue in the center of a clearing I said, Oh wise one what is the meaning of this dream, and skatefink looked down at me and said.

"There are many lessons to be learned from this dream:

The first one is, never ask for a fork in Sushi Restaurant.

Second, Hungry Man who dreams about Harry get poor treatment at restaurant

Third, always give respect to man with Lighting Bolts in quiver.

Forth, man with green handled screwdrivers often formidable opponent.

And last but not least:



Bulldog like Captain Kirk in stories of old, always get girl.


Nice one ltg!

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And just in time I might add.........


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Thanks Treeman I was having a good time reading this!


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Nice one Randy, we need more humour.....NOT BS.


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That story saved our sanity!

How do we start him on another one?

I have an idea!

Go to new thread.

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Randy, good idea.
it is really great to read the story
without all the side bar comments etceteras.

how can we sleep when our beds are burning
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Oh great one, please show compassion and don't allow this thread to be ruined by drama

Sorry Pat, I couldn't resist  
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Thanks Nick but I always saw myself as the fat, laughing Buddha.



(with apoligies to any followers of the teachings of the Master Buddha)


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I'm not that good with the photo editing, maybe Bernie can help out.

That was one of the funniest lines in the story and I haven't been able to get that image out of my head ever since
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I'm not that good with the photo editing, maybe Bernie can help out.

That was one of the funniest lines in the story and I haven't been able to get that image out of my head ever since

Just don't dream about it!


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I'm not that good with the photo editing, maybe Bernie can help out.

Not going to touch that...


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One for Alan64. Check out the first post at the top of the page (TonyB!) by longtimegone.

There's a story for ya...

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Thanks for sharing !
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Ha, I remember that story.  That was amazing.  Either longtimegone is the most creative writer amongst us, or he had some really good acid that day.

One of the characters in his story is Tony Foo Yong.  Tony was/is from Kentucky and I think he did some DJ stuff on the side.  (He hasn't posted on BDS in years).  So, he had stories about partying with topless girls IIRC.  Anyway, Tony was one of the guys in the picture story I posted on the "Tell me a Story" thread.  I was on a skate road trip in 2008 and stopped at the Bowling Green skate park.  Tony came out to skate with my entourage as did sjeffrox, who also lived in the Midwest.  Here's the thread about that day, complete with a heated debate about the virtues (or lack thereof) of Wally Holliday designs http://bulldogskates.websitetoolbox.com/post/bowling-green-midwest-jam-2742155?highlight=bowling&trail=15.

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My picture story is all about the people I have met through BDS.  Armando, oldskoolphotog, bgraphix (and the rest of the New Jersey crew), movinonhomeave, keithdp and Freddie, not to mention all the people I have had e-mail and phone contact with.  It even helped me reconnect with one of my oldest skate bros, konarider.  All in all, a lot of good eggs.  The coolest thing is, when you first meet anybody from BDS, it's like you've known each other your whole life.

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