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jeffro

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Soooo... I am sure I'm not alone on this site as bieng the first guy to the skatepark in the morning.Less heat, no kids on scooters, and ya got the park to yourself. All great things but, it does have its downfalls, like bieng first witness to last nights drunken behavior or random acts of nasty ass people. So heres my list of things i have personally cleaned out of the bowl at my favorite park starting with todays.
Big pile of pooop
Condoms( used and unused)
Glass
Rocks
Parking blocks
Homeless kids
Fireworks
Toads
Spray paint cans
Halloween candy( sucks cause it melts everywhere)
Money
And a live crawfish which i thought was pretty rad
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My list looks much like yours, but may I add:
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Cleaned a bon fire out of the Potrero del Sol bowl once...
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Railroad park in Lewisville tx is built on marsh land, one morning was glad to find a broom and waste basket, came in handy to remove a snake outta the vert bowl. Carried it over to the swamp next to the park, thing was so glad to be out of the bowl, made a bee line to the water. So yeah, that morning I got literally snaked at the park. Now it's junebug season here, then in a month, crickets. The whole park is filled with crushed critter morse code. Extra points for crunching sounds on berts. Jeffro's list is about right, except the kids here pretend to be homeless, throw shit in the bowl, then go back to their mcmansions. Luckily the only shit I ever found didn't make it past the parking lot. Good to know some folks still have manners..
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Almost forgot, one more, this one's got the cherry on top. The McKinney park here is an open perimeter type with no walls or fences, so it's really nice when the city drops by once in a while to mow the lawn. Rocks, dead grass, and mulch all power blown in the morning while you're having that sesh, en vivo. Was there twice on such occasion, park employee blew some of it away, the rest accumulating at bottom of bowls, was whatever to them. City has been notified numerous times, and they're sticking to their blowers. But the place sure does look purty when you bring your kids out for a quick scoot and tan. Best is to go take a piss by the baseball fields where the preggo yoga moms do their thing, serious Eastwood showdown stares all the way to and from the crapper. What's a grown man doing with a skateboard anyway, right?
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So glad I'm not alone, misery loves company.i forgot to add the kid last week so fucked he couldnt get out of the bowl. He pissed so msny times in the same spot in the craddle he made a gigantic puddle. It Stunk so bad... I dont like hurting people, but i could have rubbed that fuckers face in that puddle.
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...Potrero del Sol bowl... 


yup...

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Jelly Babies and Midget Gems...................absolutely fucking lethal if you are riding a skateboard.
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Almost forgot, one more, this one's got the cherry on top. The McKinney park here is an open perimeter type with no walls or fences, so it's really nice when the city drops by once in a while to mow the lawn. Rocks, dead grass, and mulch all power blown in the morning while you're having that sesh, en vivo. Was there twice on such occasion, park employee blew some of it away, the rest accumulating at bottom of bowls, was whatever to them. City has been notified numerous times, and they're sticking to their blowers. But the place sure does look purty when you bring your kids out for a quick scoot and tan. Best is to go take a piss by the baseball fields where the preggo yoga moms do their thing, serious Eastwood showdown stares all the way to and from the crapper. What's a grown man doing with a skateboard anyway, right?

Yeah, never understood trees, plants, rocks near parks.
They're more interested in landscaping.

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ZombieChristoph brought up a valid point in regards to the poop i found yesterday. There was no paper, leaves, or even a sock left as evidence that nasty bastard wiped his ass
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Discovered in a bowl in Coventry UK this morning, some asshole thought that it would be funny to pour oil into the bowl.
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Discovered in a bowl in Coventry UK this morning, some asshole thought that it would be funny to pour oil into the bowl.
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Fuzzlord, notify the city. If they don't care, put a match to it. Where's that old padded Rector haz-mat suit when you need It! [biggrin]
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Yeah Jeff unfortunately I've also had to remove human feces from the bowl in Hammond.

Last month I removed a Box Turtle from the pool at the park in Baton Rouge, strange for sure.

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